Saturday, April 18, 2009

SEXMANIA!!!

Well I though I would update you all on my life here in the apartment. IF you did not read my post back in January, BLAH BLAH BLAH to Sunday nights, you can by clicking here. Or you may just need a refresher.

Well you see it seemed that only Sunday nights were the ones that kept me up. Since then my "FRIENDS" upstairs have not been so routine. I use to hate Sundays since that was the ONLY night they would have loud crazy sex. Now it seems that they do this EVERYDAY! When I tell people this they think I am crazy. However, I have witnesses.

Abby and my friend Katie have both stayed with me since the "EVERYDAY" sexy began. They both got to enjoy the events. I do think now, people believe me when I say I can hear EVERYTHING. This is not just your headboard knocking the wall stuff here, much worse. My apartment complex has change to a new management staff, thank goodness. I do love the new people in the office.

Early this month instead of just putting my rent in the box I went in. While I was in there I asked them to please speak to the wonderful people above me. I told the girl I was glad it was her job and not mine. Well she spoke to them, yet the madness continues. Yesterday I was even chatting with my next door neighbor, she told me they are moving. I was sad, but then she followed it up with: "At least I may not have to hear the people upstairs having constant sex." I can't believe it...she too can hear the madness.

TODAY, I went to tennis which was cancelled due to rain. I came home spent the day doing laundry, cleaning up, and blogging. While I was gathering up my clothes to wash it began....THE BANGING AND MORE! I then nicely (read with sarcasm) wrote a little note to the people above. I began it with SEX ADDICTS...and ended it with I sure hope you are at least banging the same person each time. The middle was just my plea to use more respect for the neighbors in the building. I guess we will see what happens from here. Honestly, it can't be any worse than the past couple of months.

2 comments:

Abby said...

Your car is going to get egged!! They are very loud and very pressistent. Really they might be filming porn!

Tracy said...

I couldn't pass up reading this post. This is hilarious! I can't believe you wrote them a note! I never would have been so brave. Maybe they will feel bad and buy you a "I'm sorry for rattling your walls present". Maybe that present will be gift certificate to the local porn store. Who knows? Keep us posted.